# Realised the seriousness of this word when I accidently called one of my senior, a ‘Despo’. Don’t want to write what happened next. (Better lets not get into those details! )
Hmm….so lets start. When a guy enters IIT Delhi, generally he has two options. Firstly, to continue with the same spirit of studying like a ‘Maggu’ like he did for the last 2-3 years or second, to live up. And as you’ve guessed, I chose the latter one. And when I saw ‘people’ here, it seemed the decision was correct. Delhi is a heaven for anyone who is sincerely not sincere in studies. Against my expectations, my college also constitutes some part of this heaven. Majority of girls of my batch and even my senior ma’ams are too alluring. (Oops….I just forgot my seniors read my blog too…! Sorry Sir! 
Initially, the ‘boy’ inside me urged a lot to talk and improve relations with the pretty girls present out here. But the ‘fattu’ inside me didn’t help. And thats the thing that gradually converted me from a ‘Frustoo’ to a ‘Despo’.
So lets us first define a ‘Despo’. A Despo is a person who feels pity for himself because he believes he has high affinity for opposite sex, but is still deprived of it. Basically, a despo is a person who is not aware that he’s good for nothing when it comes to a girl. Despos are quite different people and I’ve tried to reflect it in following points:
# Despos have an extraordinary ability to be get depressed by looking at a beautiful girl.
# Sometimes they feel that finding a girlfriend is far difficult than finding an extra-terrestrial life.
# They are one of those rare species in world who can laugh at themselves for their poor fate.
# A Despo talks to a pretty girl only in his mind.
# A Despo takes a pledge everyday that today he’ll do something……and ends up being more desperate after failing to do so.
# There are some Despos who feel proud at themselves.
# There are some who don’t.
# But it doesn’t matters. A ‘Despo’ will always be a ‘Despo’.
So by now, you must’ve got a hint that I too resemble the above category quite well. Everyday here in Insti or outside, I watch couples ~ pretty girls & ‘chu___’ boys, together and curse my bad luck. I think getting depressed has become my hobby now. But a good news is that I am not alone in this ‘Despo League’. Especially in IIT, one can find a complete army of Despos. I hate being one, so one day, I, along with my other two despo friends ~ Manu & Bambo, decided to change our fortune.
ADC ~ Anti Despo Committee
We formed a union named ADC for the sole mission of killing the ‘fattu’ residing inside us and recovering ourselves from this tragic despo situation. It was decided that everyday, each of us would talk to any girl for any reason at least once. And if in case, someone couldn’t, he’ll have to call it a ‘Chu_____Day’.
So since then, each day we approach some girl(s), sometimes walking at roads, sitting in groups, in classrooms, Nescki, WindT, market etc. and talk to them. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. For instance, when we asked a girl the address of Munirka Market when we were already standing there, she just mumbled some blah! Blah! words to us and left.
I am trying our best to recuperate from this awful stance. Lets wish me some luck.
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PS — Really wanted to write more, but have time constraint. 
PS — I hate food here.
PS — Plans to visit NIFT Delhi soon. Just checked its way on Google Earth.
PS — I wish no girl from my batch reads this post.
PS — Celebrated a senior’s birthday yesterday. Ara Rocks!
PS — Still love Avril.
PS — In case you didn’t notice, I hate food here.
PS — ADC Rocks!
PS — Adios. 
vishakha Said:
on August 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
heheheehe
really very funny n impressive post seems to be written by some professional.
many different words like “fattu,despo,frustoo,chu…day,ADC”.
seems dat u hav very nice grip on this topic.wanted u to discuss more on dis topic.
quite small but very very impressive post like murphy laws.
question of d day: why only used “despo” for these types of person.from where dis “despo evolved?
uNbReAkAbLe Said:
on August 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
LMAO…….it seems that u have proved that u r a big despo …lolz just kidding……..
“Especially in IIT, one can find a complete army of Despos.”
hurray i m not and IITian
Intutius Said:
on August 6, 2008 at 5:36 am
@Vishakha
The post was written frm the bottom of my heart sank in complete depression. hahaha….. Meri yahaa gandi haalat hai yaar…..
Answer of the dAy: Actually ‘despo’ is a very famous and frequently used word in IIT Delhi for these types of guys. I just came to know about it when I had already become one.
@UnBreakAblE
hahaha
Haha….abey despos to har jagah hote hai……but still IIT has a major proportion.
Bas u take care in ur college……approach to all the girls on the very first day or else chances will increase that u ll end up being a despo.
RJT Said:
on August 6, 2008 at 6:04 am
hey friend!
u can’t seems to be a despo.
but by bad luck u came to iit and became a despo…
i liked ur idea of adc nd i want to join u in this club….
i know the actual meaning of word ‘despo’ by reading ur blog…
its nice one…..
sandeep Said:
on August 6, 2008 at 11:22 am
You are one big D ..
even if seniors join this ADC , i am sure there will be no seniority there and you will be one and only President ..
and yes , alluring mam’s ??
merk Said:
on August 7, 2008 at 5:40 am
gud work yaar!
keep up.telling about me ..and us all
and all hail the “DESPOS”
actually despos know the value of talking to a pretty gal.
the high it gives can’t be felt by those chu guys.
Intutius Said:
on August 7, 2008 at 5:40 am
@Rajit
Hey u r most welcome in ADC…….time has come to change the world. lolz…
@Sandeep sir
arre sir………I don’t want to be the president…..i just want not to be a despo…..>HELP ME>>>!!!!!!
and yes……srry to say but mam’s are really alluring. hahaha…
Intutius Said:
on August 7, 2008 at 6:08 am
@Merk
Thnx yaar. You said it absolutely correct…..only a despo knows the value of talking to a pretty girl…..lolz…
But yes…’DESPOS Rock!”
Neha Said:
on August 9, 2008 at 10:30 am
Ha, funny post. Finally, a self proclaimed despo speaks out
Ravan Said:
on August 9, 2008 at 2:01 pm
lol..!! nyc one!! prolly i’ll try n start a branch of ur ADC in here at iitb :-p… lotta ppl here need such a thing!!
Perx Said:
on August 9, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I am probably a loser for thinking that the club sounds real cool.. but then i am despo like u guys, so it is cool for us, right guys?
best of luck for tomorrow dude.. do us proud
abhishek (pondy) Said:
on August 9, 2008 at 8:01 pm
im halfway through ur post nd already i cant wait to ‘interact’ with u……room no. batate jaa
Intutius Said:
on August 10, 2008 at 5:20 am
@Neha
Yeah…….the post reflects the inner voice of a despo…lolzz.
@Ravan
Hey……that great…..here also ADC is gaining popularity…..and there are many unofficial members working under it….! hahaha…
@Perx
Obviously, its pretty cool…..! All despos united together rock….!
@Pondy sir
Sir my room no. is D10.
shubham Said:
on August 15, 2008 at 2:43 pm
mast hai yaar tune mere dil ko chu diya.yaar abhi se despo mat ban
despo Said:
on September 12, 2008 at 9:00 pm
thats my name
Intutius Said:
on September 15, 2008 at 6:14 am
@Shubham
Yaar……mai to ganda vaala despo ban chuka hoo…..ab kuch nahi ho sakta..!!
@Despo
Thats my name too.
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enthu Said:
on August 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm
a very interesting and funny topic u choosed ….u r observations abt “despo’s is so damn correct…as i m one too
….koi na ….i ll go 4 ADC….kudiyu mai aa raha hu…!