Imagine a scenario in which girls have outnumbered boys at IIT.
1.So what came to your mind?
2.What was the girl-boy ratio in your imagination?
3. Were you at an IIT?
4.If you were at an IIT, were you having a boyfriend err girlfriend?
I imagined a whole story for it.
2035, IIT Kharagpur
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Don’t question ,” why kharagpur? “
Look kharagpur will still remain the IIT with maximum intake so better be there as more people makes more girls and more girls means more fun.
Story begins……….
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It’s a place dominated by girls. Boys are in the minority.
A girl is the gymkhana president (the student representative of IIT kharagpur in other words).
Kshitij (the annual techno-management fest of IIT Kharagpur) and Spring Fest (the cultural fest of IIT Kharagpur) team mainly consist of girls with a little participation of boys. Every boy has a girlfriend. Girls have a competition amongst themselves to have a boyfriend. Boys are a rare species at IIT.
First year, 2035, august
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The very fact that the ratio of girls in IIT has changed made the plot unacceptable but I want to share this with you as it is worth.
IIT is a place dominated by male members of the society. To be more appropriate we IITians are male chauvinistic. This opinion doesn’t makes us less vulnerable to the emotions a boy experiences just after the onset of puberty. He needs a girlfriend . It’s not so easy!!!
This is the perhaps the first time an average IITian thinks that he is a loser( same here!!).So, not boring you all further let me start with the story
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A rainy evening; I was walking alone back to my hostel. Suddenly a group of girls come and starts commenting on me. I was scared. I remembered what my mom says,” that beware of girls when it is dark”.
Girls started using words which cannot be mentioned here (even boys of the age of 2008 couldn’t think of using). I felt ashamed. One girl came towards me and started leering at me. I just couldn’t resist this behaviour. My inner voice said,” Be a man”. I gathered some strength came forward and gave the girl a tight slap. The whole group pounced on me and they hit me on every part of my
body( except that part!!).
I was clamouring for attention. I was helpless.
But I saw a ray of hope when a girl noticed us and started running for me!!!
I felt a sigh of relief. The gang of girls had to leave as they saw her.
The girl came and helped me to calm down.
We had a small conversation @ a canteen. Yeah!! This thing was the same. As people can change everything but still food is the primary factor of existence.
Here goes the conversation:
Vidushi (girl’s name): Which branch?
Me: Mining…..not so great??
Vidushi: No yaar…it’s a good branch. Let me tell you one fact,”23 minerals which are used in computers are mined by mining engineers”.
Me: Good knowledge!!!(I never knew)
Me: What is your branch?
Vidushi: Computer science.
Me: Good (shocked)
Vidushi: So how do you feel at IIT?
Me: Everything’s fine!!
Vidushi: No problem with girls?
Me: Yeah certainly…you just rescued me!!!…thnx
Vidushi: Anytime!!…..those girls need to be punished.
Me: Can I ask you a silly but personal question?
Vidushi: yeah sure…shoot
Me: Do you have a boyfff…
ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH ASHISH
This voice was of my room-mate who was performing his ceremonial duty of waking me up.
I woke up. What a story!! Certainly it couldn’t be a dream!!!
What all you people think?
Everybody at IIT thinks that the girl-boy ratio is abysmal. Imagine the dream which I encountered!!
I know at least some of you might be not thinking in the same line after this post.
PS: Visit my personal blog from here
PS: I’m the new co-author of this blog. Ashish Gourav
PS: I know this is a weird post but still most dreams are weird.
PS: I’m grateful to Himanshu and Parth…..thnx
PS: Keep reading this blog as I know this post could create some negative impact but Himanshu and Parth are good writers to handle this
PS: Bye
Ashish Gourav Said:
on October 25, 2008 at 2:42 pm
hey!! will anybody comment?
feel free to vent out your anger and disgust after reading this weird, boring post!!
This is my first comment for my first post and is written by me!!
hey am I insane ?
Am I the only one who has read this post?
plzz comment!!
uNbReAkAbLe Said:
on October 25, 2008 at 3:56 pm
sry bhai for commentin sooo late…..first of all thnx for the guest post…it was somthing which was missing from our blog…..
i wish it was like that…then the boys would have been in a better position….or would they??
dont actually know wat it would lead to if the ratio of boys/girls is less than 1….
the best part was
” I remembered what my mom says,” that beware of girls when it is dark”.”
wow i wish it would happen
Ashish Said:
on October 26, 2008 at 3:25 am
@uNbReAkAbLe
at last I see a comment below this post!!
thanx….parth
the fact is that the ratio of girl/boy can never be more than 1
but I wrote this post to actually imagine what would happen ?
and I realized this is impossible
Intutius Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Hmm….apologising for being late…actually didn’ have net access here at home..
The scenario imagined is quite exciting..I mean there’s nothing better than this.
Girls outnumbering boys…wooow….then every boy wud have a girlfriend….boys wud be in demands…we won’t have to spend money in dates…it wud be girls who wud set everything for us.
MAN this is fabulous….
RAKESH Said:
on October 30, 2008 at 11:56 am
It’s really nice..
2008***** now think of us *****
how we are just living at IIT without having girl frnds in the campus**********************
let us pray to the god that ur dream may come true…………
even for equal ratio of boys & girls
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*so that ur & our offsprings may have ur dream a reality
by the way this topic is so nice***********
“”"”one more thing “”while
“i am writing this a girl who sat beside me was staring into
my comment”.”".”"”……….
coollooked Said:
on October 31, 2008 at 5:11 am
It is not possible that ratio of girls increase than boys but we can hope so…
the kharagpur thing is best one in this blog i really liked it…
Ashish Said:
on October 31, 2008 at 5:56 am
@Intutius
hey!! better late than never!!
well thnx for ur valuable words!!
Do you spend money in dates?? I mean do you get girls to date??
@RAKESH
haan yaar .
I do hope at least our offsprings enjoy their college life with girlfriendsssssssss
@coollooked
hey I should thank himanshu as he once pointed out this fact about kharagpur
suraj_you know who Said:
on November 10, 2008 at 3:35 pm
great work dude!!
normally i don’t comment on anyone’s work because i feel them just normal for people like them……….but you have done something much more than i expected.
really interesting stuff has filled your blog.
i can just say that you have chose some very good areas and topics to catch attention and you have worked to avoid any disappointment and gaurav you have succeeded dude…….atleast for my part.
now i must say your dream is worth dreaming…..very good and if you find any such place like 2035 iitkgp just feel free to tell me..
i shall leave kgp to get admission there………
waiting eagerly for your next dream………..
Manish Said:
on November 10, 2008 at 8:53 pm
This was very humourous ..
Manish
http://finance-and-investing.blogspot.com/
Ashish Said:
on November 10, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@suraj_you know who
thnx and I’ll surely tell you when I find such place…lolzz
@Manish
thnx…..
Sathya (Bhai) Said:
on November 30, 2008 at 9:12 am
An alumnus of IIT Madras, I can understand the plight of IITians who are forced to live with two genders at the insti – Males and Non-males (I doubt I could call the majority of the non-males – a female!)
iitian Said:
on January 18, 2009 at 7:10 pm
It seemed more of a femdom fantasy to me rather than some piece of creativity
B Said:
on March 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Seriously man…………stop writing…..u suck at it
a very nice topic but alas.it came in ur mind & luk wt happened………better if u choose to do something related to giving ideas & not journalism or imagination
Gaurav Kalra Said:
on May 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
It’s better if you stop blogging!!! ……….
Soumya Mandi Said:
on May 9, 2009 at 4:11 pm
kya situation hai
nice dream though